What movies have not aged well?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

I am 13 and I am planning to run away. What should I do to succeed?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Dr No

Goldfinger

Can you share a lesson that you learned later in life and how it has impacted your current lifestyle, mentality, or attitude?

-”Ah so!”

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Why do some men love sucking cocks?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Why do all the stupid people think Donald J. Trump is stupid?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

The Man with the Golden Gun

Can you name a female actress who has had bad timing or luck in her film career?

From Russia With Love

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Moonraker

Why do flat Earthers still exist even though it is scientifically proven that the Earth is spherical?

-J W Pepper

Live and Let Die

You Only Live Twice

Why is there so much free porn on the internet?

Octopussy

A View to a Kill

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

What would happen if the Earth stopped spinning for one minute?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

How should one handle a situation where they suspect their partner of cheating, but their partner denies it and claims it is all in their head?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Diamonds Are Forever

My blog is new. I need 10 article posts for my blog. How much should I pay for it?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-”She is very sexyful!”